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Old Orchard Beach

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Old Orchard Beach is honest about what it is: a seven-mile sand strip, an 1898 pier with bars on it, and Palace Playland, the last beachfront amusement park in New England. In July it is fried dough, French-Canadian tourists, and tribute bands; a low-stakes, high-kitsch date that photographs better than it sounds. The tradeoff is seasonality and tone. Off-season the boardwalk shutters and the town empties; in season it is loud, crowded, and aggressively unpretentious, which reads charming or grim depending on the company. Park once, walk the pier, eat a pier fry, leave before the last Downeaster back to Portland.

$40,603
median income
$1,299
median rent
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Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf · Old Orchard BeachFlip Flops Comedy Club · Old Orchard BeachOld Orchard Beach
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  • Old Orchard Beach
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    Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf

    Miniature golf course4.7 · 678
    Wheelchair access
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    Flip Flops Comedy Club

    Comedy club4.7 · 43
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